Will You Please Mucc Off?

    For what seems to be the billionth time Heather Mills McCartney has appeared on television ranting about something or other that few people know and even fewer care about according to the Mirror.

 

    Mucca as she is affectionately known, a nickname she picked up from her days as a porn-actress, has been banned from talking about the trial and its transcript from her separation from Beatle Sir Paul McCartney. Yet here she appears on GMTV for the third time and openly flouts the law.

 

    Whilst she says she is the ‘victim’ in this case the Buffalo can see through her and her ‘claims’ are runnier than the aftershock of last nights dodgy curry.

 

    It seems that being awarded £24.3 million of somebody else’s money for sitting on your backside and uttering ‘I do’ nonchalantly is quite a good deal and she is more of a villain than victim. Sir Paul worked extremely hard for his fortune and should be able to do what he pleases with the amount.

 

    In the end it is his own fault though. He should have been able to see she was a leech only in for his money. The judge in the case realised this and gave her a ‘paultry sum’ in comparison.

 

    Claims that her daughter, who she has used more as a pawn than a concern throughout the trial, needs over £10,000 a week to keep her in the ‘lifestyle to which she is accustomed’ are ridiculous. Does the kid crap Faberge eggs or something??

   

    Heather’s claims that she has helped numerous charities also fail to stand up straight, excuse the pun. Most of these benefactors have denied they have ever had any contact with her and even if they did it was Sir Paul’s money that she helped them with, certainly not her own.

    The Buffalo thinks it is about time she grew up, stopped forcing herself onto our televisions looking desperate and got herself a job. I hear that mining companies in South Africa are looking for extra gold diggers…