Migrants Make Their Last Meal?

Changes to Immigration laws, whereby immigrants will need to score a certain number of ‘points’ to enter the UK, could leave the resaturant industry reeling at the loss of thousands of workers.

The Ethnic Catering Alliance, who represent Chinese, Turkish, South Asian and other non-EU nationalities, believe that up to 30% of it’s staff will not meet the target points score.

The Buffalo finds this idea to be a smidgeon harsh on those already living in the UK, and it could possibly lead to many ‘unqualified’ immigrants simply disappearing under the radar.

But then again, maybe that is what the government, who are currently flustered by the immigration crisis that they have let develop, want.

Figures showing the amount of immigrants entering and currently residing in the country would drop and give a false but positive impression.

Spin is what the powers that be are best at and spin is what this would certainly appear to be.

More empty promises and half-cocked ideas to sway the unwashed masses into maintaining their regime of idiocy.

Now if only we could employ a similar points sytem to those leaving school with poor educations we might be able to make Britain the one proud nation it used to be.

Then again, maybe you would gain points for muggings, rapes and murders given today’s violent society.

Will You Please Mucc Off?

    For what seems to be the billionth time Heather Mills McCartney has appeared on television ranting about something or other that few people know and even fewer care about according to the Mirror.

 

    Mucca as she is affectionately known, a nickname she picked up from her days as a porn-actress, has been banned from talking about the trial and its transcript from her separation from Beatle Sir Paul McCartney. Yet here she appears on GMTV for the third time and openly flouts the law.

 

    Whilst she says she is the ‘victim’ in this case the Buffalo can see through her and her ‘claims’ are runnier than the aftershock of last nights dodgy curry.

 

    It seems that being awarded £24.3 million of somebody else’s money for sitting on your backside and uttering ‘I do’ nonchalantly is quite a good deal and she is more of a villain than victim. Sir Paul worked extremely hard for his fortune and should be able to do what he pleases with the amount.

 

    In the end it is his own fault though. He should have been able to see she was a leech only in for his money. The judge in the case realised this and gave her a ‘paultry sum’ in comparison.

 

    Claims that her daughter, who she has used more as a pawn than a concern throughout the trial, needs over £10,000 a week to keep her in the ‘lifestyle to which she is accustomed’ are ridiculous. Does the kid crap Faberge eggs or something??

   

    Heather’s claims that she has helped numerous charities also fail to stand up straight, excuse the pun. Most of these benefactors have denied they have ever had any contact with her and even if they did it was Sir Paul’s money that she helped them with, certainly not her own.

    The Buffalo thinks it is about time she grew up, stopped forcing herself onto our televisions looking desperate and got herself a job. I hear that mining companies in South Africa are looking for extra gold diggers…

Mobiles To Be Allowed On Passenger Aircraft

    Plans have been announced today to allow commercial aircraft to offer a mobile phone service on flights in European Airspace.

    UK regulator Ofcom has given the approval for this system which would involve small ‘pico cell’ systems to transmit a network around the plane.

    Personally, I think this is utter madness. Firstly it has been proven that mobile phone signals can interfere with aircraft controls, especially navigation systems. Even the slightest of miscalculations could lead to a fatal catastrophe.

     As a keen watcher of television investigation programmes such as “Seconds From Disaster” and “Survival In The Sky” it seems apparent that the most bizarre and unexpected thing can go wrong with an aircraft and bring the whole plane down.

    Scientists, engineers and other experts are often surprised by faults that occur, serious or otherwise, in parts and places that were thought to be completely safe beforehand. The truth is there are always surprises and in the sky that’s not a good thing.

    An example is that of American Airlines flight 587, in October 2001. Constant changing of pressure on the rudder by the pilot, who thought they were experiencing severe turbulance, caused the tail-fin to break off completely. Engineers had no idea that this was even possible, but it still happened.   

    So the idea of having a mobile phone service on board aircraft, even if they believe it to be 100% safe, is sticking two fingers up at the God’s and asking to be proven wrong. Something will eventually go wrong, and it will be because of an unforeseen reaction, problem or event, especially as experts KNOW that phone signals interfere with equipment.

    As the famous quote goes “In the ongoing battle between planes and the ground, the ground has yet to lose.”

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